Oh, they're at it again

That's right people...WT are out with a vengence! Last night was the best one yet. I thought I'd turn out the light and snuggle up in my heated blanket and watch the show from the comfort of my bet. Unfortunately the space heater was on, and it was cold outside, so the windows were foggy...just my luck. But no worries, they were loud enough for all to hear.

The two women came out in a drunken rage screaming obsenities to each other that I dare not repeat. But in the white trash language, the "F" word is inserted before each noun AND verb. These two women happen to be sisters, and one was kicking the other one out of the house. I'm pretty sure it was crack pipe sister being kicked out. Well, after about 15 minutes of nonstop yelling, crack pipe sister started walking away...she'd apparently had enough. I thought my show was over. Drunk sister then began to wail for crack pipe sister to come back. What the....
One minutes she's kicking her out, the next she's crying for her to come back. I just don't get these WT neighbors of mine. I tried to wipe away the condensation off my window to get a better look, but by then the show was over.

I don't know if crack pipe ever came back...I'm sure she did, she wasn't wearing much when she left. I suppose that's what crack does to you though. Until the next episode...

I have what?

For those of you who didn't know, I'll go ahead and let the cat out of the bag...I'm ready to start a family. There, I've said it...now stop asking. After a year of trying, I finally thought it best to see my Doctor and find out what's up. Well let me tell you I wasn't expecting what I was told. Luckily my nurse use to work for a fertility specialist, and knew my symptoms well. She told me I had a high level of testosterone and I'm anovulatory (not ovulating). Among all my other unmentionable symptoms, I was told I had polycystic ovarian syndrome or PCOS. "What is this" you ask? Well, I'm still trying to figure it out for myself.

So now I'm on medication that I'm not sure exactly what it's for, and I'll go back in a week to have all my questions answered.

Have you ever tried to put something complicated together without any instructions? This is how I feel at the moment. But I feel a little better knowing I'll have my instructions next week. Let's hope they're not complicated. :o)

Turkey week

I don't think any of us had turkey last week. I believe our Thanksgiving meal was Chinese food. It was like A Christmas Story moment....except it was Thanksgiving....and on a boat.

But we did have a fun-filled week. We went to places like Roatan, Honduras...

And Santo Tomas, Guatemala...

I wish I could say these were great places to visit, but I would be lying. But it didn't really matter...got to hang out with the family for a week.

Good times, good times...