I'm a coupon whore

I'm that person everyone hates being behind in the grocery checkout line. That's right, I've got a pile of coupons, and I'm not afraid to use them! And it's only gotten worse since I joined the Grocery Game. It's like the coolest thing ever for us coupon whores...who knew the store could be so much fun! I can get online and check my grocery store every weekend and see what's on sale and what coupons are in the paper (and by the way, I can combine the two). It really is a beautiful thing. When your life is lame like mine, it's the little things that make you happy. :)

Romance anyone?

I absolutely LOVE romance novels! There's nothing like a devlilishly handsome, very tall, very muscular, very..."proportioned" man being attracted to the every day woman. Hey, it could happen! Ok, so maybe not. But us plain looking girls need lovin' too! I'm a big advocate of soft porn being sold at our local Barnes and Noble.

I find it funny and slightly ironic that the Romance section is right next to the Fantasy and Fiction sections. Is someone trying to tell us something? I also love not only scouting the new titles in my sacred section, but seeing who else shares my love for this most excellent genre! People watching in this isle is only second to Science Fiction. As I pretend to scan the books, I look around and smile at all the wonderfully ordinary women who share my love...then I see a gorgeous woman with a Starbucks in hand headed to Fiction and think "bitch". She can have her size 4 ass and her Starbucks...I'll just buy a new book to make everything right again.

Hell, who needs a Self Help section when we have Romance.